The most commonly accepted age range that I have seen for Millennials is, in fact, Chris Evans to Tom Holland. (1981 to 1996)
At this point, the Millennials are, for the most part, no longer the kids on your lawn; they’re your slightly-younger friends also complaining about the kids on the lawn.
The Holland-Evans Range sounds vaguely astronomical. I like it
Browsing antique stores is always the most wild fucking time. I found an insanely cursed Sean Connery Barbie in my favorite antique store which is nothing new there are like 20 super cursed dolls in that store but they sell men’s flannels for $12 so
The antique store with like 50 pocket dimensions underneath it is playing “What A Feeling” from Flashdance. There’s a giant bloody wooden tooth hanging from chains. This is so surreal
FYI I was using bloody as in there is red splatters on the roots of the teeth not the expletive
Shaggy Rogers is here and he has a giant beard
There is a Greco Roman helmet in one of the the pocket dimensions on top of a typewriter
THERE IS SECRET LIBRARY ???????
People have definitely fucked up here. I can sense it.
This door doesn’t even wiggle there’s no way that lock is what’s keeping it closed
What the fuck
Y’all I’m gonna die going up this
This place is so terrifying im looking for bodies now
Trying to find exit. I’m actually starting to get anxious now.
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Jules walked into silent hill
So I have absolutely been inside this specific antique store (unless this is a pocket dimension that exists in many places, the store I know of is in downtown tacoma, WA). It’s spooky as hell, you can’t ever find anyone working there (the one time I did find a clerk he looked like he hadn’t left this garbage mansion in years, his hair was ginger and way too long and way too crunchy), it’s always disturbingly quiet despite being on a main downtown street, and to leave you have to meditate on that desire to summon an exit less you be trapped forever. The floors are incredibly uneven with lots of ramps and rooms on a slope. The library is my favorite part. There’s chairs and shit hanging from the ceiling all over the place. There are several false doors and windows. The inside in undeniably larger than the outside. This place is filled with a miasthma of chaotic energy.
To heal your soul, I recommend going to Mad Hat Tea just around the corner which also has a very real Vibe but it is healing and calming to a magical degree. A classmate of mine said once she had a terrible cold and went to Mad Hat between classes and asked the woman to give her something good for colds, she drank it without question and immediately her cold was gone. Shit theres so many like, old-magic-aura areas in downtown Tacoma guys, it’s crazy.
Another day, another able-bodied person being ignorant in public. (In case you missed it, I am permanently disabled and have been for many years. Not all disabilities are visible. The more you know 🌠 ) So I’m waiting for the Greyhound, and my mobility scooter is damaged so when I leaned over too far I had a really bad fall and dropped all of my stuff and hurt my ankle. People offered to help me but I said no thank you and reassembled my stuff and then got back on.
About 20 minutes later they began the boarding process and I pulled up to the door to show the driver my ticket. a woman started screaming that I hadn’t been in line at all, that she had seen me stand up earlier, (meaning when I fell off my mobility device and then stood for a few minutes to put it back together and sort my luggage) that I was lying and not really disabled and that I was just trying to cut the line.
I chose not to engage with her because I was focused on making sure the driver boarded me in a reasonable amount of time because it takes a few minutes to fold up my device and I didn’t want to delay the departure of the bus. But I want to say that ambulatory wheelchair users exist, many people are disabled and have the ability to stand or walk for short distances and it’s not up to able-bodied people to determine who is disabled and who is not.
It is inappropriate, rude and disrespectful to harass disabled people when you see them stand up from their wheelchair. It makes people with disabilities not want to go out at all. The Greyhound employee tried to quiet the woman who was screaming and did look at my ticket to confirm that I was getting on the right bus. I said to him that I had been waiting for an hour and that according to the ADA I have to be allowed to board first so that I have time to fold my device. He agreed and told the woman “it’s out of my hands, once she says ADA that’s it—I have to let her board.” She continued to scream and shout as I exited the building.
The funniest part of all this is that there was no reason for her to harass me or to scream at the bus driver. There are four seats in the front of the bus that are set aside for disabled passengers and so there was never any competition for seats between us. No matter what time I boarded the bus, if she sat in a disabled seat and I or any other disabled passenger needed it, she’d have to move anyway.
This is why the ADA is so important. If the laws that protect disabled people are repealed or downgraded to the point where we have to fight even harder for equal treatment under the law, people like that who harassed me in front of dozens of people who did nothing, will be allowed to marginalize us even further than we already are.
*Americans with Disabilities Act- protections regulating accessibility and reasonable accommodations for people with disabilities
And finally it’s out, available for everyone! LycanTarots is our first coloring book ever (we’re proud, yay!) and it’s available both in digital version, with full resolution .png images with transparent background, perfect for being colored, or in physical, printed version, at a very low price, on Amazon!
“You know what’s awesome? Tarots. They’re mysterious and often their illustrations are beautifully intricate. And what else is awesome? Right, werewolves. This short (but intense ;)) coloring book contains 22 Illustrations: The Major Arcana (greater secrets), or trump cards, reinvented in werewolf version. There’s no explicit gore or full frontal nudity, so this book is also available for the little ones who like wolves and monsters! It’s a pretty soft werewolf book, indeed, but with a lot of different kind of lycanthropes and some of them will probably surprise you. The designs are one-sided so that you can easily rip out a page and color it on its own. Some of them are very complicated, some others a bit less, but the fun is assured!”
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